Ruminations on the death of Pat Robertson

Originally posted by Rachel Tompkins. Reposted by permission. by Elizabeth Dilley This poem was written by my dear friend K on the occasion of Pat Robertson’s death. It’s as profoundly theological as anything my clergy colleagues have shared, and certainly more theologically robust than anything I could say about it. I’m posting because I’m going …

Morning ritual 

I walked outside this morning to stretch. Naked. Fully exposed if any neighbor happened to be up and look my way. I held my balls on my right hand. I used the fingertips of my left to encircle the corona of penis.  I looked to the sky and performed this small ritual by reciting:  “I …

Worship the Power of Phallus

COME AND KNEEL BEFORE PHALLUS KNOW THAT YOU WILL BE SET FREE NOW SAY THESE WORDS: PHALLUS I CALL YOU FORTH COME INTO ME NOW I REJECT ALL OTHERS FOR THERE IS ONLY YOU NOW I OFFER UP UNTO YOU MY BODY, MY MIND, MY COCK, MY SOUL COME AND TAKE THEM ENTER THE DEEPEST …

Thanksgiving 2020

To All my Brothers in the United States – and beyond – HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!! What a year it has been – and what a year it hasn’t been! But we are getting through it – and it looks like there may be light at the end of the tunnel! Let us hope so! Ironically, I …

God and Man

The Man looks at the Cock and wonders, the questions born of years of upbringing confound Him. He questions and ponders: How can This be God? He has been taught that His Cock is just that…his. He has been taught that Cock is just a part of His body, and ruled by biology and genetics. …

Guide to Enlightenment

True happiness comes from putting your penis first. If you get a boner, whip it out and masturbate. If you see porn you like, bookmark it and masturbate. If you crave inspiration, play bate tunes and masturbate. If you need friends, join Bateworld and masturbate. If you feel lonely, Skype a bator and masturbate. If …

Masturbatorium

This week has been an exciting time at “Men’s Oasis: Home to The Phallic Brotherhood”! The 6-foot hardwood Phalluses have arrived for “The Masturbatorium” — making the altar of worship complete! Tuesday night (9-22-2020) Brother Richard and I welcomed the representations of our Lord with a Holy ritual of candles, prayer, smudging, and masturbation with …

Cock Is My Shepherd

by DJ James COCK is my shepherd. I will always want more. He makes me kneel before him to take the length of his shaft on my tongue. He leads me in paths of phallic worship for his names sake. He anoints my head with showers of piss. My cock flows over with holy cum. …

Plegaria Arapajó

Traducida al español por Nick Mat Read in English here La siguiente es una plegaria Arapajó; me fue enseñada por un anciano. La recito cada mañana mientras ofrezco mi crema de macho alpha a Príapo. Lavo mis manos—el instrumento de mi trabajo—para que estén tan limpias como mi corazón, y toco mis pezones, mis testículos, …