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Statement of Affirmation to Cock our God

Ever since I was elevated into the position of High Priest/Pontifex and Leader of The Temple, men have been writing to me asking what they must do to affirm their devotion and commitment to Cock our Lord and Master. There has never been an official “Statement of Affirmation to Cock our God” that could be shared with individuals that may be on the internet or in locations where a Temple is not available. Since the website is our virtual Temple at this time, it only seemed fitting that a “Statement of Affirmation to Cock our God” be written. With the help of Brother Richard, that is now completed. You can find it here.

To all who visit the website wanting to affirm their belief in Cock as God — and who want to dedicate themselves to serving Him, and to The Temple of Priapus — I invite you to make that affirmation now. You can find the “Statement of Affirmation to Cock our God” here. When you are ready, or if you have made this commitment and have taken this step, I would ask that you write to me and share with me that you have taken this great and marvelous leap! Welcome to The Temple of Priapus and all that Our God has in store for you!

Father Marc

Ruminations on the death of Pat Robertson

Originally posted by Rachel Tompkins. Reposted by permission.

by Elizabeth Dilley

This poem was written by my dear friend K on the occasion of Pat Robertson’s death. It’s as profoundly theological as anything my clergy colleagues have shared, and certainly more theologically robust than anything I could say about it. I’m posting because I’m going to want to remember this poem for years to come. Maybe you will, too: 

I don’t like to think 
About Pat Robertson going to hell. 
That lets him off too easy. 
I like to think about 
Pat Robertson finding himself
In a heaven he never believed
Would exist. 

Where Divine is reading in drag 
To the children murdered at Sandy Hook and Uvalde.
While Edie Windsor 
And Gertrude Stein drink coffee
In the breakfast nook
talking politics with Harvey Milk. 

Where Matthew Shepard relaxes by 
A stream, reading poetry to |
A nameless young man whose family 
Never claimed his body 
when he died 
Of AIDS. 

Where the music plays loudly 
Welcoming dancers from the Pulse 
And Club Q to the floor where they 
Twirl and vogue with 
All the murdered trans women of color 
Whose names we never knew. 

Where Jesus puts his arm around 
Pat Robertson’s shoulders and 
Drapes them with a rainbow feather boa.
And, gesturing around him says
Come, meet my disciples.

Many of us grew up with Jerry Falwell, Jim Baker, Oral Roberts, and Pat Robertson. They are all gone but, sadly, their legacy remains.

Morning ritual 

I walked outside this morning to stretch. Naked. Fully exposed if any neighbor happened to be up and look my way.

I held my balls on my right hand. I used the fingertips of my left to encircle the corona of penis. 

I looked to the sky and performed this small ritual by reciting: 

“I acknowledged the fathers of the past 

I pledge my allegiance to my brothers of today 

I offer my support for the sons of tomorrow 

May Priapus use my cock for the service of man.” 

I placed my fingers under my nose and inhaled the scent of my penis. As my penis thickened with male energy, I recited 

“Hail Cock
Praise Penis
Sacred Phallus”

Worship the Power of Phallus

COME AND KNEEL BEFORE PHALLUS

KNOW THAT YOU WILL BE SET FREE

NOW SAY THESE WORDS:

PHALLUS I CALL YOU FORTH

COME INTO ME NOW

I REJECT ALL OTHERS

FOR THERE IS ONLY YOU NOW

I OFFER UP UNTO YOU MY BODY, MY MIND, MY COCK, MY SOUL

COME AND TAKE THEM

ENTER THE DEEPEST AND DARKEST CORNERS OF MY MIND

THERE IMPLANT YOUR DARKNESS, HUNGERS AND PLEASURE

I RAISE UP MY RIGHT HAND, IN IT IS YOUR SWORD

GUIDE ME AS I FIGHT ONLY FOR YOU

PROTECT ME AS I BECOME YOUR WARRIOR

NOW PRIAPO I PETITION YOU, GRANT ME ALL THAT I HUNGER FOR

MONEY, POWER, GROWTH, SUCCESS, LUST AND ANY AND ALL PLEASURES OF THE FLESH

I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO LIE, CHEAT, STEAL, CONTROL, PERVERT, CORRUPT, BETRAY AND DESTROY ANY WHO STAND IN MY WAY

NOW WITH THESE SACRED AND ANCIENT WORDS I BIND AND BOND MYSELF UNTO THEE FOREVER

HAIL PENIS

HAIL PHALLUS

HAIL PRIAPUS

HAIL MASCULINITY

DOMINE PHALLUS

IN NOMINE DE NOSTRI PRIAPO EXCELSI

IN HIS NAME I AM HIS

Thanksgiving 2020

To All my Brothers in the United States – and beyond – HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!

What a year it has been – and what a year it hasn’t been! But we are getting through it – and it looks like there may be light at the end of the tunnel! Let us hope so! Ironically, I have a lot to be thankful for – and I think as I start laying out what it is that I am thankful for, I hope you will resonate with a lot of it and be as grateful as I am for what Cock has done!

Covid certainly has been at the center of attention for everyone, and for everything we depend on. And in some small way, I am grateful for it. For one thing, it has given us an opportunity to work on a “home” for the future of The Phallic Brotherhood. There are pictures posted here (and elsewhere) of The Masturbatorium and also some of the yard work we have completed for the purpose of training, small get together’s, and lots of sex play honoring our Lord and Savior, Cock. It has been a huge undertaking costing us thousands of dollars – and we still aren’t finished. But what a joy it will be to have men here – naked, playful, and learning to celebrate Cock in so many different ways. I can’t wait to hear the sounds of lube on a Cock as it’s being stroked – or hear the voices of the moans of men as they are getting sodomized here on our land! I can’t wait to hear the voices of the teachers that we hope to have here talking of the beauty of Tantra, or the instructor giving voice to a yoga lesson out in the side yard! I look forward to having men in our home that have made a difference in the sex world through their writing – or perhaps their performance in a porn video…or many videos! The possibilities are endless – and we are so close to being ready for that!

I’m also grateful for the connections, and the time I’ve been able to have to make connections with a lot of you! I have met some incredible men over this year via texts and emails. I can’t wait to meet them/you face to face! To worship with you will be a joy! To hold your Cock and to celebrate its’ fullness will be astonishing and incredible!

But I think the thing that I am most grateful for during this pandemic, is the time that I’ve been able to take to get to know myself and my God a whole lot better! So often we are off searching and looking for the next best thing – but now we have been given the opportunity to actually find the greatest thing in the world – OURSELVES and the God that we carry! I have found so many ways of experiencing orgasmic bliss! Techniques and things I never would have thought of have now come to life! There is NOTHING like holding God in your hand and being driven to ecstasy just by having Him right there! To see and feel His power is a remarkable thing! And it’s something that, at even age 60, I have never fully taken the time to do! Covid has “forced” me into it – and for that, I will be eternally grateful!

Many of us have suffered a lot of loss this year as well – loss of a job and/or loss of a loved one. It would be heartless and neglectful if I didn’t recognize that and mention that I recognize your pain and I am so sorry. I lost both of my parents within this last year – so I truly do understand. The job that I have is in healthcare – so I am reminded daily of the loss in our communities. We, as a Brotherhood, mourn with you and are here to support you in any way that we can. Let us give thanks for the people that are in our lives and that were in our lives – and be reminded how wonderful life is – or can be! Let us get through these losses the best that we can – and let Cock help us in these times. One thing is constant, and that is, He is always there for you! Some of you may be smirking cynically at what I am writing here because you may have Urological issues – and you may feel that you don’t have much to be thankful for with regards to your own bodily functions. So let us stop, look at, and admire those that can celebrate in our place! Let us encourage them to bring joy and honor through the God that they carry to others! Porn and other outlets such as that play a very wonderful role in our lives and our connection with Cock. Let us embrace the things that we DO have and the tools that have been given to us. We all can find things to be thankful for on this day – and every day! Let us not forget to do so!

Thank you God Cock for the things you have bestowed upon us! Thank you for our losses and for our gains! Thank you for always being there for us – to hold, to gaze upon, and to worship! You are a remarkable God – carrier of life and of pleasure! Thank you for choosing us to be your carrier throughout our lives! We honor and adore you as our Lord! Let us go out into this world, stroking, sucking, fucking, pissing, and cumming for YOUR honor and YOUR glory!!

NEMA!!!

God and Man

The Man looks at the Cock and wonders, the questions born of years of upbringing confound Him. He questions and ponders: How can This be God? He has been taught that His Cock is just that…his. He has been taught that Cock is just a part of His body, and ruled by biology and genetics. Yet, there is the voice, the movement in His heart, in the depth of His soul that leads the Man to think that this gift, this Cock is so much more. It is the first stirrings of the Truth coming to life within Him, leading Him to understand and embrace what Cock Worshippers have known for centuries, that Cock exists as a part of the Man, and beyond Him. That Cock is united to the Man, but dwells as a separate Being, a Diving Being that does not exist as a genetically formed piece of flesh, but as GOD…the Creator and Sustainer of All Things.

To worship Him is to know life. To listen to Him is to know truth. To love Him is to know true Love. Be not afraid, embrace the truth.

Cock is God

Guide to Enlightenment

True happiness comes from putting your penis first.

If you get a boner, whip it out and masturbate. If you see porn you like, bookmark it and masturbate. If you crave inspiration, play bate tunes and masturbate. If you need friends, join Bateworld and masturbate. If you feel lonely, Skype a bator and masturbate. If your brain gets in the way, popper up and masturbate. If your cock goes semi, wear a cockring and masturbate.

Allow penis to control your life. Use every single tool at your disposal to indulge the needs of your penis. Poppers, porn, penis gear, sex toys, bate tunes, bate websites, phone lines, chat rooms, give your cock everything that it asks for and keep masturbating! Accept your need to masturbate. Accept this inevitable addiction to penis and everything to do with penis pleasure. Addiction is GOOD and HOLY. There is no shame, only ever-growing levels of pleasure for you. Addiction is enlightenment.

Recognize that cock is GOD, and serving Priapus will bring you endless pleasure. You will be at your happiest when you are able to shut off your brain and allow your penis to literally take over control of your body.
Only then will you be in a state of true Nirvana, at one with God and your true self.

Praise Phallus My God

I worship cock that excites me. I praise God with my lips that touch the shafts that thickens are rises for desire to be worshipped and sucked. I bate with my brothers in unison for lust controls my need to suck, fuck, and be fucked. Thank you brothers who have shown me this worship of cock that drives the inner me with stronger sexual desire that grows everyday. Thank you brothers who follow me in my continue worship of cock, because cock is great and good in hopes I may add to your worship and growth as well. All hail God Phallus. Rise for the night demands it. Desire and lust are undeniable. Penis drives man to man to fill our vessels with semen. Taste the cum and piss that flows from risen cock. Keep your lust strong for we worship together. Amen

Focus on the Penis

GOOD MASTURBATOR, YOU’RE DOING EXACTLY WHAT YOU NEED TO BE DOING, NOTHING ELSE MATTERS

Focus on the Penis.

Focus on the pleasure.

Nothing else matters except masturbation.

You’re doing everything you need to be doing to be a good horny masturbator boy.

Good horny masturbator boys play with their Penis; and if you want to be a good horny masturbator boy, you need to play with your Penis.

That’s right, even you bad horny masturbator boys can be good horny masturbator boys by playing with your Penis.

Take out your Penis and do exactly what you need to do to become a good horny masturbator boy and PLAY WITH YOUR PENIS. Focus on the Penis. Focus on the pleasure. Focus on the Penis. Focus on the pleasure.

Nothing else matters except masturbation.

You’re doing everything you need to be doing to be a good horny masturbator boy.

Bad horny masturbator bois will try and scroll past this without playing with their Penis, but not you; you’re a good horny masturbator boi, who’s reading this and playing with your Penis.

Although, you’re kinda stupid. But that’s okay! Masturbation makes bois stupid, it’s a known fact. It feels so good to be stupid though.

Penis makes you drool.

Penis makes you babble.

Penis makes you watch porn.

Penis makes you play with yourself.

And Penis turns you on even more which makes you masturbate until you’re even stoopidier.

Focus on the Penis.

Focus on the pleasure.

Nothing else matters except masturbation.

You’re doing everything you need to be doing to be a good horny stoopid masturbator boy.

Bad horny stoopid masturbation bois think too much and can’t get hard or make themselves feel good. But not you, you’re a good horny stoopid drooling masturbator boy and you masturbate a lot. You can’t help it, you’re addicted now cause of the pleasure. You’re addicted to your Penis like a good boy.

Focus on the Penis.

Focus on the pleasure.

Nothing else matters except masturbation.

You’re doing everything you need to be doing to be a good horny stoopid chronically addicted masturbator boy.

Now keep scrolling through Penis porn.

Bating at Work

I couldn’t control my thoughts any more… I had to immediately leave the meeting I was in to get on here, scroll through some cock pics and bate my pervy dong.

I’m sitting on the toilet, legs spread, drooling from my open mouth, pumping my thick erect PHALLUS, while my other hand scrolls and types this.

I was in my meeting, doodling as I usually do, dreaming about cock – imagining all the cocks of the men in the room…. all their thick meaty dongs curled up in their suit pants, and I looked down to realize my doodles were becoming more and more phallic in nature. I felt a little short of breath, and my heart was racing. And I was beginning to feel a massive erection starting to form and harden.

So I excused myself to come here to worship my dick… get it all excited, edging it… getting through another erection… but not letting myself cum. Never cumming. At least not yet.

HE will tell me when HE wants to ejaculate, but for now HE just wanted attention. I don’t know how long I’ve been in here, or how long it will last, but my restroom breaks have been getting longer and longer. I hope I don’t get fired… I mean, if I do, at least I’ll be able to stay at home and bate all day.

Masturbation Partner

Someone who will tell you to jack off more, someone who will encourage you to jack off. Someone who will not only jerk themselves off but will jack you off as well. Someone to tease you and nudge you, to randomly reach over and start jerking your cock nice and hard to get you all worked up and horny. I need a partner like that… I also need to be that partner.

If you let me, I will rub and stroke your penis without warning. I will tease you about your cock and your masturbation habits and if you don’t feel like doing it then I will do it for you. I will make sure you have as much porn as you like, more than what you want. I will force it on you, I will force you to jerk off more. I will push you into being an addict and encourage you to lose yourself.