I believe in the God, Lord Priapus Almighty, the Keeper of the Phallus, the Holy Sperm in Heaven and on Earth; and the power of His high priests whose phalluses, holy fluids, and worship holes are sanctified through him.
I believe that unfulfilled sexual desire causes hate, anger, greed, evil, and spiritual poverty; and that wallowing in these causes, causes crime, violence, war, unhappiness, and disease; that sex can destroy evil.
I believe in the holy Temple of Priapus, the holy worship of the penis, and their erections; sperm as communion to be shared in the brotherhood, in the worship holes of the body.
Hail Priapus! Hail Priapus! Hail Priapus!