I walked outside this morning to stretch. Naked. Fully exposed if any neighbor happened to be up and look my way.
I held my balls on my right hand. I used the fingertips of my left to encircle the corona of penis.
I looked to the sky and performed this small ritual by reciting:
“I acknowledged the fathers of the past
I pledge my allegiance to my brothers of today
I offer my support for the sons of tomorrow
May Priapus use my cock for the service of man.”
I placed my fingers under my nose and inhaled the scent of my penis. As my penis thickened with male energy, I recited