Prayer to Penis (from Bateworld)

O PENIS, my blessed protector, to whose care I have been committed by my Creator PRIAPUS from the moment of my birth, unite with me in thanking the Almighty for having given me a friend, and instructor, an advocate, and a guardian in thee. Accept, O most charitable guide, my fervent thanksgiving for all thou …

La Cummunion es un banquete.

Press here for the English language version. ¡Coman y Beban! ¡No se queden con hambre! El Dios Falo nos sirve su semilla, su alma y su divinidad convertido en alimento celestial. El alimento que nos regala Falo es la propia semilla que da la vida del mundo.Y si alguno te pregunta “¿Cómo podemos comer su …

Prayer to Phallos, Our Father and Creator

  A former devout Catholic altar boy prays to the Eternal Father Phallos, Creator of Man and Lord Cock.   Our Father Phallos, Who art in Heaven which is found between the legs of men, Hallowed be Thy name, Lord Cock, and blessed are the Priests of your temple. Thy Kingdom is a paradise of …