The Holy Cock is ready
My asshole is lubed.
My heart is excited.
God Cock is about to enter me.
I feel blessed with anticipation.
I long for His juicy member.
I am going to make him happy.
The Lord God Penis will enter me.
He will pump me vigorously.
I shall feel every inch
I shall sense its throbbing.
I shall be overwhelmed with lust.
His cum will give me strength.
The God Cock blesses me.
— Book of Cock Prayer, revised
