Found prayer: A Church of Cock Liturgy

As discovered online at the blog of a self-confessed chronic masturbator gooningchronicmastrb8tr.   The Church Of Cock Liturgy: Our Fathers should lead us in prayer as we the brethren recite the response * We cry to You Lord Priapus Lord of COCK … Hail Cock, Lord Cock * For those who are Hungry for cock …

Declaration to Cock My God

Cock, my God, when suddenly you appear My soul’s purpose on this Earth is clear. You bring peace, and joy and lust To you my soul I deliver and entrust. I envision thick, fat, rigid shafts Which drip upon my tongue Your sweetest saps. Pissholes leaking, spitting, drooling, wet I think of these and feel …