The Lord Phallus Prayer

Our Father Penis,
Which art between our legs,
Hallowed be thy name, Phallus .
Thy spew forth cum,
Thy seeding be done,
In mouth as it is in ass.
Give us its piss and cum, our daily ration,
And forgive us cock neglect as we forgive those who neglect our cock.
Lead us not into temptation of believing in any other god,
And deliver us from evil law.
For Cock is the kingdom and the power and the glory for ever and ever.

Book of Cock Prayer, revised

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