“Take heed lest thou art caught. If I do seize thee, nor with my club will I belabour thee, nor cruel wounds with the curved sickle will inflict on thee. Thrust into by my twelve-inch pole, thou shalt be so stretched that thou wilt think thy anus never had any wrinkles.”
— Epigram 10 The Priapeia
with thanks to Brother Antonio
Brother Antonio – Aw yeah – to all that –
Amen.
Naked Johnny