Our gracious holy God Penis:
You are supremely beautiful and fully erect.
You give me pleasure and nourishment.
I relish in licking every drop of your cum.
Your image and shape are superb.
The balls embellish your stance.
I kiss the veins on the shaft.
I suck the head with passion.
I feel my own cock itching with desire.
You are such a good father.
O Dear God Penis.
— Book of Cock Prayer, revised