Worship the Power of Phallus

COME AND KNEEL BEFORE PHALLUS

KNOW THAT YOU WILL BE SET FREE

NOW SAY THESE WORDS:

PHALLUS I CALL YOU FORTH

COME INTO ME NOW

I REJECT ALL OTHERS

FOR THERE IS ONLY YOU NOW

I OFFER UP UNTO YOU MY BODY, MY MIND, MY COCK, MY SOUL

COME AND TAKE THEM

ENTER THE DEEPEST AND DARKEST CORNERS OF MY MIND

THERE IMPLANT YOUR DARKNESS, HUNGERS AND PLEASURE

I RAISE UP MY RIGHT HAND, IN IT IS YOUR SWORD

GUIDE ME AS I FIGHT ONLY FOR YOU

PROTECT ME AS I BECOME YOUR WARRIOR

NOW PRIAPO I PETITION YOU, GRANT ME ALL THAT I HUNGER FOR

MONEY, POWER, GROWTH, SUCCESS, LUST AND ANY AND ALL PLEASURES OF THE FLESH

I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO LIE, CHEAT, STEAL, CONTROL, PERVERT, CORRUPT, BETRAY AND DESTROY ANY WHO STAND IN MY WAY

NOW WITH THESE SACRED AND ANCIENT WORDS I BIND AND BOND MYSELF UNTO THEE FOREVER

HAIL PENIS

HAIL PHALLUS

HAIL PRIAPUS

HAIL MASCULINITY

DOMINE PHALLUS

IN NOMINE DE NOSTRI PRIAPO EXCELSI

IN HIS NAME I AM HIS